Hi Jae!
I created this website JUST FOR YOU
I want to say Congratulations! You made it to 8th grade!
This Summer I would like you to do (3) things ...
LEARN (About Stuff)
EARN (Bux and Buck$)
HAVE FUN (Every Week)
LETS GET STARTED!!
What do you think you were saying?
Bored?
Check out some
videos I like
2 Ice
Creams?
Here is what your first job and boss will be like
Random
Fun (1)
Enjoy
Random
Fun (2) Enjoy
Q: Why did Jae throw
a stick of butter out the window?
A: To see butter-fly.
What game is more scary?
LEARN
I appreciate you!
I want to say THANKS!
for always hanging out with my family
I appreciate your sacrifice
Who's BABY IS
THIS!!!??? HA!
LEARN
Generative Artificial Intelligence
Generative artificial intelligence (GenAI) is a type of AI that can create new images in response to typed text.
NOTE: This will be the most important technology as you get older.
Get to know it.
I used GenAI using these (2) photos
this is what Ai said you look like
when merged together :)
LEARN
Ethereum
Ethereum is a blockchain platform that allows users to create blockchain-based applications and smart contracts.
LEARN
Jae’s Ethereum Portfolio
A portfolio is a collection of a person's investments across asset classes
Examples: crypto, stocks, bonds, cash, real estate.
Around Your Birthday, November 2023, I bought you (3) Ethereum @ the price of $1,598.89 each. These Ethereum tokens are in a Crypto Investment portfolio. One day you will need it to buy something big. Let’s hope the value of the Ethereum blockchain goes up so you can sell for high price, and buy a big money item.
Story Time
Jae and the Toadstool
In the heart of Kissimmee, where the sun always shined a little too brightly and the alligators had more sass than sense, lived a young lady named Jae. Jae was a curious creature, with a wild mop of ginger curls and eyes that sparkled like the fireworks over Disney World.
One sunny afternoon, while exploring the swamp behind her house (a regular pastime for Jae), she stumbled upon a peculiar sight. A gargantuan toadstool, glowing an eerie shade of neon green, stood proudly amidst the murky waters. Now, Jae wasn't one to shy away from adventure, especially if it involved something that looked like it belonged in a psychedelic dream. So, with a mischievous grin, she hopped onto the toadstool and, much to her surprise, found herself shrinking!
Smaller and smaller she became until she was no bigger than a mosquito. The once familiar swamp had transformed into a jungle of colossal proportions, with towering cattails and lily pads the size of dinner plates. And that wasn't even the strangest part! The swamp creatures, once so ordinary, were now sporting tiny hats and wielding miniature swords, as if preparing for battle.
Suddenly, a booming voice echoed through the air, "Halt, intruder! State your business in this sacred land!"
A dragonfly, clad in a top hat and big eyes, hovered before her. "I'm Jae," she squeaked, "and I accidentally shrunk myself while exploring your... rather interesting toadstool."
The dragonfly raised an eyebrow (or was it an antenna?). "Interesting indeed," he mused. "Well, Miss Jae, you've stumbled into the midst of the Great Swamp Showdown! The lily pad knights are facing off against the evil mosquito squadron. You're welcome to join our ranks, but beware, it's a sticky situation!"
Jae's heart pounded with excitement. "Count me in!" she declared, brandishing a toothpick as her sword. And so, the Great Swamp Showdown began.
Jae, astride a brave ladybug, charged into battle alongside the lily pad knights. Mosquitos buzzed menacingly, water spiders launched sneak attacks, and bullfrogs croaked war cries that would make a drill sergeant proud. But Jae, with her quick wit and fearless spirit, proved to be a valuable ally. She dodged attacks with the agility of a gymnast, disarmed enemies with her toothpick sword, and even tickled a few foes into submission (a tactic she'd perfected on her younger sister).
Finally, after hours of fierce combat, the lily pad knights emerged victorious. The swamp erupted in cheers, and Jae was hailed as a hero. As a reward, the dragonfly presented her with a vial of magical potion, guaranteed to return her to normal size. With a grateful heart and a newfound appreciation for the bizarre, Jae bid farewell to her swampy comrades and drank the potion.
Back to her regular size, Jae returned home, her clothes slightly damp and her hair adorned with a few stray lily pads. Her parents never quite believed her tale of the Great Swamp Showdown, but that didn't bother Jae. She knew what she'd experienced, and the memory of it would forever spark joy in her heart.
And so, life in Kissimmee returned to normal, or as normal as it could be for a girl who'd once battled mosquitos with a toothpick. Jae continued her explorations, always on the lookout for another adventure, another laugh, another chance to embrace the absurdity of life. After all, as she often said, "Life's too short to be boring, especially when you live in a place where alligators wear sunglasses!"
After a shower and a hot bowl of Mac and Cheese, Jae laid down with her iPhone Max Pro. As she lay, a long, slimy hand from under her bed attached to her leg.
A voice she never heard before said, "You will be coming with me!" Her eyes grew big and scared. With a loud yelp ...
.... to be continued
You look like a college (Volleyball or Basketball) student-athlete in this picture
LEARN
Music
Chance the Rapper is one
of my fav artists ... I like this song
right now
When I lived in Miami, every morning, while getting ready for my college classes, I played this song
When my mom passed, I played this song almost everyday for a year
When I design, sometimes, I put this on
repeat #MadChill
Heard this song for the first time when I was in middle school ... BRUHhhhh ...
was the saddest song I ever heard
If im finna dance ....
EARN
Buck$ (Money)
So, you are in debt $80.
For every Quote you can Memorize (without reading) $5 will be reduced from what you owe. You will be asked at a random time to state one of the quotes you learned.
Once you are out of debt, you can earn bucks to save or spend during the summer.
Don't Be the Same. Be Better.
Breathe. It’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
Proof is in the Progress
Don’t tell people your plans. Show them your results.
If you want it, work for it.
(Worth $15) Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.
Speak is Silver, Silence is Gold
(Worth $10) 80% of results comes from 20% of the things you do
(Worth $10) seek first to understand,
2nd to be understood
(Worth $10) Money Talks, Wealth Whispers, Power is silent
We can weather any weather together
The best apology is changed behavior
(Worth $15) Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time
LEARN
A Few things about me
you don't know
I appreciate art
I visited an art museum one day with my cousin. I did not know until I saw this painting, that I appreciate art. I could not believe someone painted this by hand back in the 1500's!
The painting is called
Jupiter Rebuked by Venus
To me, it looks like he is being annoyed by all of his family. Like they keep on telling him problems and he just wants to be left alone.
Art means different things to different people.
Tell me, what do you think is going on in the painting?
I created an Art piece entitled
"The Faces Of Fun"
Jaelyn Alexa Longsworth
Based on art like a "comic book"
Summers with Jae were action-packed. Swimming, Universal, Disney, Walmart and many Taco Bell lunches. I have always been addicted to seeing her happy and smiling. I would have layers of work to do, but I could not allow her to waste a summer in front of a tv or tablet. We would play all day. As she slept peacefully in her bed in the evening, I would work all night. Had lots of fun those summers, but man was I tired.
I created a 2nd Art piece entitled
"Talking Takis"
Jae Longs with her
Middle school friends
Based on art like a "comic book"
I Buy $61 worth of snacks and she distributes the wealth of Takis among her middle school friends. Caring is sharing and happy she has a giving spirit. Just to know she is happy and spilling the tea with her friends over a bag of hot Takis makes the money worth it. I may go broke, but I due so willingly.
I will always remember ...
The Day You Convinced Me
to ride Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit
FOR THE FIRST TIME ... EVER
You were tall enough ... but
not old enough
I Said, No Rock Roller Coster for you,
your to little. Plus, we should do this with the family, not just me.
Lets go to the smaller rides.
You Said, Unc, can I just see the ride?
I Said, Sure ...
You Said, Unc, can I just sit in the seat?
I Said, Sure ...
You Said, Unc, can you take a picture of me?
I Said, Sure ...
Out of nowhere, a worker came and said to us ... SHE IS TALL ENOUGH TO GET ON THE RIDE, GO HAVE FUN!
I Said, Noooo thanks ...
You Said, YAAahhYYYY ... and ran to the line
End of story .... :( We got on)
You survived, and we had a good summer day @ Universal.
(NOTE: If you look at the picture of you sitting in the seat, your little body is not even enclosed properly. Good example of a bad decision on my part. I should have ignored your gap-tooth smile and kept it moving.)
Osceola Basketball
I am on the left + a few of my close high school friends #5, #33, and #12
My Mom Toni Ball (Love)
My Mom passed away in 2012.
She died from a disease called lupus.
She graduated from college and passed away shortly after receiving her degree.
My Fovorite memories (BFF)
Good Tymz @ Diz
Random
Memories!
No Clue what
are thinking
Right here HA!
Picture says it all
Hope you enjoy your website
I will update every so often
with new content :)
#SecretHandShake